The Crackpot-on-the-Moor Affair

Dr Pál Veres was the favourite sexologist of socialist Hungary without being a sexologist. He was a newspaper photographer, journalist and Hungarian history teacher, and only graduated as a doctor at the ripe old age of 56, when he was already well known for his popular articles in the Ifjúsági Magazin. He became famous for his radio programmes in which he referred to fucking by name. One of his listeners once asked him if it was possible to masturbate with a vacuum cleaner. Uncle Pali’s answer was succinct: “It depends on which end: the one that sucks or the one that blows?”

If I May Say So: Let Santa Not Come!

In recent days, many people have asked whether Santa Claus really exists. I believe it’s worth reflecting on this a bit, as physical calculations suggest that if he does exist and actually visits us, the consequences could be catastrophic. More than two decades ago, Gyula Dávid (assistant professor at the ELTE Institute of Nuclear Physics) … Read more

Conspiracy: Antennas in the Fog

I don’t believe in conspiracy theories – I make them! On April 10, 2010, the plane of Polish Prime Minister Lech Kaczyński crashed on the outskirts of the Russian city of Smolensk. There have been many speculations and conspiracy theories about the incident, and we may never know the whole truth. But with Google, anyone can snoop around the crash site.